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Archive for February, 2007

The Biggest Item of the Year!

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 28, 2007

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I Love My Porcelain Throne

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 28, 2007

What is it about a toilet and pooing that is so enjoyable? Well, for guys at least and especially for me. My toilet and bathroom give me a nice warm feeling inside. Oh wait, that’s my poo. Man I gotta go bad!

Here’s the deal. Every bathroom in my house has a good book to read. The Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader books have gotten me through some tough fights with spicy foods. Those books are so good that I’ll even continue reading Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, Men, People, Random, Reading, Stories, Thoughts | 7 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Sophomores

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 28, 2007

College sophomores really aren’t that much different than the freshmen. Yeah, they have one year under their belt, but all that has done for them is added 15lbs (some will have put on more) to their puny frames. That makes a huge difference with all those tight clothes they started with. The shirt no longer reaches the pants. The tire swing around your waste is kinda gross.

I’ll admit it, the sophomore isn’t that exciting. They dress and act the same as freshmen. There is one added difference. They like to talk about how they Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Men, People, School, Social, Sophomore, stereotype, Trends, University, Women | 8 Comments »

Selflessness is a Falsehood

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 27, 2007

Not too long ago I was asked the following question:

Would you ever adopt a foreign child?

After almost no thought and consideration I gave my answer:

Of course not!

The questioner then proceeded to ask me why this was and me being up front and frank about things gave an answer that came from the heart. No, I didn’t explain how Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Adoption, Character, Glory, Race, Sex | 2 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Freshmen

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 27, 2007

Today I’ve decided to continue with some more college observations. Those who have been to college understand the diverse population. This will be a “Diversity Day” type article. I’m not talking about racial diversity. I’m talking about clothing diversity. Some clothing is definitely better than others. This will be part “1” or “Freshmen.” There will be three more parts outlining the typical clothing for your year in college. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Grade, Hair, People, School, stereotype, Style, Trends, University | 3 Comments »

Blacks Should be Thankful for Slavery

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 26, 2007

Before I get branded as a racist and a person filled with hate, I preface this entire article by stating that I in no way believe that slavery is a good thing. I do NOT wish it upon anyone. It is and was a cruel and torturous thing.

This article does not refer to true Africans. If you were born in the U.S. you are an American-not African American. I don’t ask to be called European American. I’m a proud American and so should you be.

Good. Glad that is out of the way. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Africa, America, Black, Race, Racism, Rights, Slavery | 1 Comment »

You Send Your Children to Public Schools to Learn What?

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 24, 2007

Americans want the government to “teach” our children and we let it. “Oh, my school is one of the good ones.” Aren’t they all? This is what the government thinks your children should learn about homosexuality and you shouldn’t care one bit about it because it trumps your rights as a parent. The government entity knows better than the parents who live with and raise their own children.

Judge Orders ‘Gay’ Agenda Taught to Christian Children (Click the the link for story)

Posted in Gay, Government, High School, Homosexual, Rights, School | Leave a Comment »

The Object of My Desire

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 24, 2007

I’m sure most of you are prepared to read something about love. You’d be correct, but not in the way you would imagine. I’m talking about Guitar Hero. This is my confession. I have an addiction and I am proud to be addicted to Guitar Hero. I don’t want help nor do I need it.

Most would agree that love takes some sort of effort. You can be “in love” but to actually love something or someone takes work. You wouldn’t just Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Addiction, College, Games, Guitar, Love | 2 Comments »

Don’t You Dare Legislate Morality On Me!

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 23, 2007

Legislating morality is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard! I don’t want someone’s belief legislated on me. Why is your morality better than mine? Sure I want criminals to be prosecuted for crimes, but I don’t want laws based on some religious doctrine. We have natural laws to follow and we do just fine with that. We have laws against murder, rape, incest, theft, cannibalism, terrorism, etc. Why? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Evolution, God, Law, Moral, Morality, Murder, Rape | 6 Comments »

Roommate Wanted: Part 2

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 23, 2007

The roommate experience is something that I enjoy talking about because I happen to have a good one. I do enjoy the ability to be able to pick who I want to pay the rent, whereas someone stuck in a dorm does not.

Moving right along we come to the extreme recluse. Not one to make friends or show her face, this extreme recluse hated light. She never came out of her room. I think she just went to the bathroom in her room. If she had a sink, that is completely Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Neighbor, Roommate, Safety, Security | Leave a Comment »

Why God HAS to Exist

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 23, 2007

After proving evolution false by showing the simple but profound example of how dogs are much better at pooing than humans in my well received article Why Dogs Poo Better Than Humans, another example has come to me by way of revelation. Actually, it was more of the observing type than a true revelation.

Why are there ugly people, why can they be attractive to others, and how can they be successful? Answer me that according to evolution and I may give it a second thought. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Evolution, God, Love, Romance, Social | 13 Comments »

The Worst Kind of Dreams

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 22, 2007

For the past few years I have had to endure the problem of grinding my teeth at night. Research has come to the conclusion that this is something the body supposedly does to relieve stress. I can agree with the researchers on this because some mornings, especially the morning of a tough exam, the whole side of my face and sometimes neck will be throbbing in pain. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Dream, Dreams, Pain, Teeth, Tooth | 4 Comments »

Crying is for Girls. Like iPod Mini.

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 21, 2007

Did you know that when you cry, testosterone is one of the many elements that make up a tear-drop? I bet you didn’t. I’ve known this for many years and I’ll tell you why this matters in a few minutes.

The amount of testosterone that an average male produces is about 30 times that of a female. That’s extremely significant because it helps make us the men we are. The less testosterone that is found in the male body, the less of a man he is. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Energy, Men, Rage, Testosterone | 4 Comments »

Roommate Wanted: Part 1

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 21, 2007

So, I’ve been blessed with many friends over the years who have had roommates. I’ve been even more blessed by the fact that they have all had at least one crazy roommate. Today, I’d like to share some experiences these sorry souls have given me. Some are gained from a live-in source. Others are from my actual presence.

Not too long ago, I was good friends with a girl who had some wonderful roommates. I’d come over and we’d all get along great. We even hung out together a few times. All of us were friends, except one. She was a recluse. I’m sure many of you have had this Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Random, Roommate, Stories, Thoughts, University | 1 Comment »

Commit Suicide? Sure, I’ll Help You.

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 21, 2007

This morning I was reading a book and came across an interesting section talking about suicide and how America and the rest of the world seems to think that assisted suicide (aka murder) is an ok thing. Yeah, we have laws against it but the consensus about the Terri Schiavo hoopla was that we should murder her because she would do it herself if she had the ability. The reach around assisted suicide. That’s a very dangerous slippery slope to start wandering down. We already have started sliding down that slope and it has its implications.

I’ve already discussed the importance of the right to be able to abuse your own body in any way you see fit. I didn’t go into Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in France, Murder, Rape, Smoking, Suicide | 1 Comment »