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You Say You Pop Your Collar?

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 30, 2007

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Popper Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach n2201712532_39027us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink Alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Beauty, College, Disaster, Fashion, Feminism, France, Gay, High School, Homosexual | Leave a Comment »

Duke Accuser Not to Be Prosecuted for Her Lies

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 12, 2007

So the girl who accused the Duke players of rape has been called a liar. The case against the players has been dropped because she was a liar. So these boys’ lives are ruined and guess what? She gets off scott free. No prosecution for falsely accusing. Nothing. Well guess what?

Crystal Gail Mangum, everyone knows your name now. Have a nice life.

Posted in America, American, Articles, Web, Women | 2 Comments »

Children from the 90’s

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 10, 2007

I’m sure you’ll remember these things if you grew up in the 1990’s and were old enough topartake in their deliciousness. Oh, and you probably have to the from the U.S. too.

You’re a 90’s kid if: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Character, College, Commercial, Facebook, Fashion, Fiction, Funny, High School, Home, Humor, Joke, Life, Music, People, Trends | 2 Comments »

Big News! Europe Tops U.S. in Stock Market Value!

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 3, 2007

Let me ask you something? How biased is the title of this post? Think about it. Here is the article that discusses this “breaking” news.

How is this important or relevant? Well, supposedly this means that Europe is overtaking the U.S. That probably is correct in terms of overall economic clout. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Earth, Finance, Foreign, Global, Political, Politics, World | Leave a Comment »

There Is No Such Thing As Art

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 3, 2007

I have been struggling recently to define “art.” It happens to be something I was thinking about in a more specific area. My original thinking was that Christian music is awful. That took me to try and figure out what made “good” music, because I couldn’t argue if something was awful if I couldn’t prove it. Well, the problem with that is that there really Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, Art, France, Life, Manmade, Nice, World | 1 Comment »

America is FINALLY Taking Over the World

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 29, 2007

America as a civilization has been pitifully absent from empirical takeovers during its existence. You can say we took over Mexican and French land to have what is now the U.S.A. It was all supposedly Indian land anyway so we really took it over from Indians. Anyway, no one should really care anyway. We’ve got this country that has been isolated. We’re Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Foreign, Global, Government, Islam, Muslim, Peace, People, Political, Politics, Strength, Terrorism, War, World | Leave a Comment »

John Edwards’ Wife Does Not Have Cancer

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 27, 2007

I only had one vote which means one of two things. Either no one cares or no one is reading. I prefer to think that no one cares. So, based on one reader that truly does care, I give you my 100% accurate article discussing truths about the Edwards campaign.

Look, right now, there are no contenders for the White House that are worth voting for by anyone. They are all in it for personal gain and care nothing for the United States as a whole. With that being said, John Edwards is capitalizing on his wife’s fake disease. You heard it here first. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Cancer, Character, Government, Health, Lies, Marriage, Political, Politics | 4 Comments »

A Wikipedia Game That Is Utterly Addictive

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 27, 2007

This morning, before work, I came across an interesting Wikipedia game. The game is very simple. You start with a search term (in my case, I chose Wendy’s) and click to another Wikipedia article from that page and see how many it takes you to get back to your original topic. You can’t cheat and go back a page if you don’t like where your headed. Take a look at mine and see how I tried to get back to Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, Articles, Game, Games, Internet, Search, Time, White, Wikipedia | 5 Comments »

Downloading Movies for Free Really Isn’t Illegal

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 26, 2007

Yesterday my dad made a comment about how much he really like the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. As a joke I said I could download it for him and he could have it on DVD. His first response was, “Isn’t that stealing”? Now, normally I would agree. Downloading movies and such for free isn’t something I do. Other than being afraid of getting caught, I don’t feel like figuring out how to get the stuff to work. Without thinking, my response to my dad was, “It’s not stealing if you’ve already paid to see it.” Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, Government, Internet, Law, Music, Political, Politics, Rights | 6 Comments »

Hot Enough for Love? Hopefully

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 22, 2007

I recently came across a news article about a website called HotEnough.org. You can read about it here. The website is for internet dating. The creator was tired of the typical dating sites being infested with ugly desperate people so he created HotEnough.org. The premise is simple. If you’re hot enough, you can be part of the club. You have to receive at least an 8 to be allowed to participate in the site. I’ve read in other articles where people viewed themselves as a 9 and ended up getting lower than a 6. That’s a confidence breaker. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, Awesome, Beauty, Commercial, Dating, Hot, Internet, Love, Marriage, Men, People, Romance, Sex, Women, World | 1 Comment »

The Perfect Way to Have Sex

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 20, 2007

I’m not talking about positions or anything. Anyway, I’d be the last person to ask about that since it’s not even part of my life yet. When the day comes that I’ve experienced it, I’m sure I’ll have some pretty cool positions to share. I’d like to bring up something that has come to my attention regarding sex in our society. I know we are a free society, but giving away sex for free just doesn’t sound very profitable. In a capitalistic society, we should Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Humor, Law, Love, Marriage, Moral, Morality, Political, Romance, Sex | 5 Comments »

Celebrating 400 Years of Stolen Land

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 18, 2007

It’s the 400th year anniversary of Jamestown and no one will celebrate it because the land was stolen. Why not just give all of America back to the Indians? They would never have stolen their land from another tribe. Of course not. They were good little rapists and scalpers. What about all the land acquired around the globe from wars? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Earth, Evolution, Foreign, Global, Law, Lies, People, Race, Rights, Slavery, World | 2 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Seniors

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 5, 2007

Sadly, this mini series has come to an end. It’s been one of my favorite to write. In this last part of the “Observations on College Beauty” I will be focusing on college seniors. What a diverse group this is. They are even more varied than juniors.

Instead of being able to lump males or females in one general type of beauty, there are so many different types, that I’ll stick with a stereotype for each sex. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Men, People, Romance, School, Social, stereotype, Study, Trends, University, Women | 1 Comment »

Blacks Should be Thankful for Slavery

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 26, 2007

Before I get branded as a racist and a person filled with hate, I preface this entire article by stating that I in no way believe that slavery is a good thing. I do NOT wish it upon anyone. It is and was a cruel and torturous thing.

This article does not refer to true Africans. If you were born in the U.S. you are an American-not African American. I don’t ask to be called European American. I’m a proud American and so should you be.

Good. Glad that is out of the way. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Africa, America, Black, Race, Racism, Rights, Slavery | 1 Comment »

Abortion, Please! “That’ll be $35”

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 21, 2007

Written by Someone Really Smart

A recent debate in the abortion issue has been over parental notification laws (Italy takes it to the extreme). These laws require minors to notify their parents before they are legally allowed to receive an abortion. There are parental notification laws on the books in most states, but there are several states that have either never passed or stricken these laws from the books. In addition, there is a strong push that more states get rid of these laws. It is also legal for minors in all states, either accompanied or unaccompanied by an adult, to travel across Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Abortion, America, Government, Women | 4 Comments »