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You Say You Pop Your Collar?

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 30, 2007

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Popper Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach n2201712532_39027us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink Alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Beauty, College, Disaster, Fashion, Feminism, France, Gay, High School, Homosexual | Leave a Comment »

Duke Accuser Not to Be Prosecuted for Her Lies

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 12, 2007

So the girl who accused the Duke players of rape has been called a liar. The case against the players has been dropped because she was a liar. So these boys’ lives are ruined and guess what? She gets off scott free. No prosecution for falsely accusing. Nothing. Well guess what?

Crystal Gail Mangum, everyone knows your name now. Have a nice life.

Posted in America, American, Articles, Web, Women | 2 Comments »

Children from the 90’s

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 10, 2007

I’m sure you’ll remember these things if you grew up in the 1990’s and were old enough topartake in their deliciousness. Oh, and you probably have to the from the U.S. too.

You’re a 90’s kid if: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Character, College, Commercial, Facebook, Fashion, Fiction, Funny, High School, Home, Humor, Joke, Life, Music, People, Trends | 2 Comments »

Big News! Europe Tops U.S. in Stock Market Value!

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 3, 2007

Let me ask you something? How biased is the title of this post? Think about it. Here is the article that discusses this “breaking” news.

How is this important or relevant? Well, supposedly this means that Europe is overtaking the U.S. That probably is correct in terms of overall economic clout. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Earth, Finance, Foreign, Global, Political, Politics, World | Leave a Comment »

America is FINALLY Taking Over the World

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 29, 2007

America as a civilization has been pitifully absent from empirical takeovers during its existence. You can say we took over Mexican and French land to have what is now the U.S.A. It was all supposedly Indian land anyway so we really took it over from Indians. Anyway, no one should really care anyway. We’ve got this country that has been isolated. We’re Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Foreign, Global, Government, Islam, Muslim, Peace, People, Political, Politics, Strength, Terrorism, War, World | Leave a Comment »

John Edwards’ Wife Does Not Have Cancer

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 27, 2007

I only had one vote which means one of two things. Either no one cares or no one is reading. I prefer to think that no one cares. So, based on one reader that truly does care, I give you my 100% accurate article discussing truths about the Edwards campaign.

Look, right now, there are no contenders for the White House that are worth voting for by anyone. They are all in it for personal gain and care nothing for the United States as a whole. With that being said, John Edwards is capitalizing on his wife’s fake disease. You heard it here first. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Cancer, Character, Government, Health, Lies, Marriage, Political, Politics | 4 Comments »

The Perfect Way to Have Sex

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 20, 2007

I’m not talking about positions or anything. Anyway, I’d be the last person to ask about that since it’s not even part of my life yet. When the day comes that I’ve experienced it, I’m sure I’ll have some pretty cool positions to share. I’d like to bring up something that has come to my attention regarding sex in our society. I know we are a free society, but giving away sex for free just doesn’t sound very profitable. In a capitalistic society, we should Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Humor, Law, Love, Marriage, Moral, Morality, Political, Romance, Sex | 5 Comments »

Celebrating 400 Years of Stolen Land

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 18, 2007

It’s the 400th year anniversary of Jamestown and no one will celebrate it because the land was stolen. Why not just give all of America back to the Indians? They would never have stolen their land from another tribe. Of course not. They were good little rapists and scalpers. What about all the land acquired around the globe from wars? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Earth, Evolution, Foreign, Global, Law, Lies, People, Race, Rights, Slavery, World | 2 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Seniors

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 5, 2007

Sadly, this mini series has come to an end. It’s been one of my favorite to write. In this last part of the “Observations on College Beauty” I will be focusing on college seniors. What a diverse group this is. They are even more varied than juniors.

Instead of being able to lump males or females in one general type of beauty, there are so many different types, that I’ll stick with a stereotype for each sex. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Men, People, Romance, School, Social, stereotype, Study, Trends, University, Women | 1 Comment »

I Need Another Drink! Let’s Smoke Some Abortion!

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 19, 2007

Now, I will show how we must legalize all illegal substances so we may consume them in large quantities and feel good. The legalization of abortion on demand and the allowance of the consumption of alcohol (even the the legality of drunkenness) was the first step in legalizing drug use. It is ridiculous to think that any drug should be illegal based on our present thought on what we can do to our own bodies. Think drug use should be illegal? You shouldn’t. You’ll see your foolishness. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Abortion, Alcohol, American, Drugs | 6 Comments »