Death by Kitty? If Only

My brother has this insane devil cat that needs to be talked about. I realize that all cats are insane, but this particular one has extra-special evil abilities. You’ll wish he had finished you off after he was done having his way with you. I mean this in the most literal and serious way possible.

First off, his

I’d be an Otter

I’ve gotten some nasty, and downright comedic, comments from some homosexuals about the “plethora” of gay posts I’ve made that show how troubled I am. Tight. I made two. The first was obviously a joke if you read through the whole thing. The other was…well…true. For this post, I decided to change things up so I didn’t get redundant. Never thought I was, but this should add some nice reading for the animal lover:

You always hear the question

Dogs Poo Better than Humans

I am a firm anti-evolution person. The one thing that drives me so far away from evolution is that if we are supposed to be the epitome of the evolved world, why are we so messy after a good poo?