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Duke Accuser Not to Be Prosecuted for Her Lies

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 12, 2007

So the girl who accused the Duke players of rape has been called a liar. The case against the players has been dropped because she was a liar. So these boys’ lives are ruined and guess what? She gets off scott free. No prosecution for falsely accusing. Nothing. Well guess what?

Crystal Gail Mangum, everyone knows your name now. Have a nice life.


Posted in America, American, Articles, Web, Women | 2 Comments »

A Wikipedia Game That Is Utterly Addictive

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 27, 2007

This morning, before work, I came across an interesting Wikipedia game. The game is very simple. You start with a search term (in my case, I chose Wendy’s) and click to another Wikipedia article from that page and see how many it takes you to get back to your original topic. You can’t cheat and go back a page if you don’t like where your headed. Take a look at mine and see how I tried to get back to Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, Articles, Game, Games, Internet, Search, Time, White, Wikipedia | 5 Comments »

Women Really are Inferior to Men: Part 1

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 17, 2007

This article was specifically requested by a woman, to be written by me. Of course I said, “That’s too controversial and anyways, I don’t believe it.” Well, about five minutes went by and I realized that that statement is so true. I had to tackle this most important of topics. If anyone is offended, I’m glad. I will never apologize just because someone didn’t like what I said. Life is filled with offenses. Accept it. Maybe I’d be offended that you’re offended. On with women’s inferiority: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Articles, Feminism, Men, Sexism, Women | 26 Comments »

My Two Week Romance: The End

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 16, 2007

For part 1 click here.

This is now the home stretch. Two weeks of wonder is left. Yeah, I know it says “Two Week Romance” but last episode I established that it was really three. Do you care that much?

The semester was over. There could be no more study sessions. Everything was on me. All the red-head had to do was reject me or continue with what little we started. Good thing I have amazing intuition. I know what subtle rejection is like. I always get the hint. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Articles, College, Dating, Love, Random, Romance, Stories | 4 Comments »

Get the Most Out of Being Gay

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 15, 2007

Homosexuals have bothered me since I was conceived for many reasons. I don’t have time to list them all here for you, but other than urinating on each other and having sex in holes that are for expelling waste, the one thing that bothers me most is this: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Articles, Gay, Homosexual, Lesbian, People, Thoughts | 18 Comments »