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Different Types of Poop

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 9, 2007

Guys are utterly fascinated with bowel movements. We are proud of the great ones and proud of the painful. Not a night will go by that a bunch of guys are hanging out that the topic does not get brought. If you’re at a bar and you bring up a disgusting poop story, you’ll gain five to ten friends. It never fails. The following is a list of all the different ways you can poo. Most of them I have experienced. This was stolen form somewhere on the web I’m sure but I don’t feel like finding the owner. I do not claim it as my own as I would a decent poo. Read the rest of this entry »


Posted in Bathroom, College, Disaster, Etiquette, Funny, Health, Humor | 4 Comments »

I Love it When My House Floods

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 12, 2007

My house didn’t really flood, but since I am a new home owner, I consider it as much. Water in any form in my house really ticks me off. It’s not so much the destruction part as it is dealing with the cleanup and people coming out, etc.

Here is the story as portrayed as excitingly as possible. I will have pictures soon: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Basement, Bathroom, Disaster, Flood, House, Toilet, Water | 2 Comments »

I Love My Porcelain Throne

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 28, 2007

What is it about a toilet and pooing that is so enjoyable? Well, for guys at least and especially for me. My toilet and bathroom give me a nice warm feeling inside. Oh wait, that’s my poo. Man I gotta go bad!

Here’s the deal. Every bathroom in my house has a good book to read. The Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader books have gotten me through some tough fights with spicy foods. Those books are so good that I’ll even continue reading Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, Men, People, Random, Reading, Stories, Thoughts | 7 Comments »

Dogs Poo Better than Humans

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 15, 2007

I am a firm anti-evolution person. The one thing that drives me so far away from evolution is that if we are supposed to be the epitome of the evolved world, why are we so messy after a good poo? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Animal, Bathroom, Creation, Dog, Evolution, Thoughts | 16 Comments »