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You Say You Pop Your Collar?

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 30, 2007

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Popper Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach n2201712532_39027us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink Alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Beauty, College, Disaster, Fashion, Feminism, France, Gay, High School, Homosexual | Leave a Comment »

Children from the 90’s

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 10, 2007

I’m sure you’ll remember these things if you grew up in the 1990’s and were old enough topartake in their deliciousness. Oh, and you probably have to the from the U.S. too.

You’re a 90’s kid if: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Character, College, Commercial, Facebook, Fashion, Fiction, Funny, High School, Home, Humor, Joke, Life, Music, People, Trends | 2 Comments »

Different Types of Poop

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 9, 2007

Guys are utterly fascinated with bowel movements. We are proud of the great ones and proud of the painful. Not a night will go by that a bunch of guys are hanging out that the topic does not get brought. If you’re at a bar and you bring up a disgusting poop story, you’ll gain five to ten friends. It never fails. The following is a list of all the different ways you can poo. Most of them I have experienced. This was stolen form somewhere on the web I’m sure but I don’t feel like finding the owner. I do not claim it as my own as I would a decent poo. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, College, Disaster, Etiquette, Funny, Health, Humor | 4 Comments »

Entry Level Accounting and Finance Positions

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 23, 2007

I graduated from college in July of 2006 with a degree in Finance. I enjoy stocks and investing and my original major was marketing but I just didn’t take a liking to it and I thought, maybe I’d enjoy finance because it’s what I like to do. The classes were decent and I even enjoyed a few of them-mainly because of the teachers. To be honest, I really didn’t learn anything that I hadn’t learned on my own because it was in interest of mine before I decided to major in finance. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Accounting, College, Finance, Job, University, Work | 1 Comment »

Who Says Hockey Has to be Boring?

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 16, 2007

If any of you were blessed to be present at the KSU hockey team’s first game of the season at the Ice Forum for this year, you have now joined up with one of the greatest fans the Owls have ever had. The Kennesaw State University Owls.

A KSU fan named Casey got attacked by the hockey stick of #8 Smith from Alabama through the glass. There was no provocation at all from the slightly intoxicated Casey who was yelling insults to the opposing teams player. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Danger, Dangerous, Destruction, Facebook, Fans, Hockey, Ice, Sports, Student, University | 6 Comments »

Can You Give Facebook Your All?

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 14, 2007

Are you able to truly give Facebook the attention that it deserves? Is losing your job less important than being on Facebook? I hope so. This guy shows how Facebook can be a job in and of itself. It takes commitment and at least 4 hours a day while you’re at work. Oh, and posting a letter on your profile from your IT department about how you’ll be fired if you continue to use Facebook at work.

I’m actually quite proud of this Facebooking fellow. He knows what it takes to properly use the social stalking websites.

Posted in College, Facebook, Job, Stalk, Time, Work | 1 Comment »

How to Properly Take a College Exam

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 14, 2007

This post will cause much debate, and as such, will be featured on Crossfire (is that show even around anymore?). I seem to be anomaly in the exam taking sphere. Friends have consistently used the phrase, “You’re much smarter than you come across,” to point out my uniqueness in how I study, do projects, and take exams. I won’t discuss how to study because everyone really is different in that respect. My way of learning is by doing. Reading notes and chapters will do me no good. I need practice quizzes and lots of problems. That’s me. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Exam, Help, School, Student, Test | 2 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Seniors

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 5, 2007

Sadly, this mini series has come to an end. It’s been one of my favorite to write. In this last part of the “Observations on College Beauty” I will be focusing on college seniors. What a diverse group this is. They are even more varied than juniors.

Instead of being able to lump males or females in one general type of beauty, there are so many different types, that I’ll stick with a stereotype for each sex. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Men, People, Romance, School, Social, stereotype, Study, Trends, University, Women | 1 Comment »

Girls Love Auto Responses

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 2, 2007

by someone who has spent infinitely more time in college than I,

Its a well documented fact by facebook. Girls LOVE to not actually read/listen…they just love the attention of having a guy post on their wall.

Now ladies, before you bomb me with preprogrammed responses to this…allow me to explain. I’m somewhat of a nosy person. True story. If I see that someone posted on someone else’s wall on my newsfeed and it appears humorous or interesting, I’ll check the wall to wall. Invasion of privacy? sorry, my give-a-poo is broken. Now sometimes I’m delightfully entertained or informed from this snooping. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Dating, Etiquette, Facebook, People, Women | 1 Comment »

Observations on College Beauty: Juniors

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 1, 2007

I was recently asked if I was still in college. Sadly, the answer to this question is a very simple “yes.” I assumed the question was in reference to my observation abilities. Do I qualify to make these statements about the current college student. I do. I have been and am currently one of them. I have climbed the ladder to the top of the rung and have experience being in the presence of every one of these levels of “beauty.” Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Alcohol, Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Junior, Study, Style, Trends | 1 Comment »

Observations on College Beauty: Sophomores

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 28, 2007

College sophomores really aren’t that much different than the freshmen. Yeah, they have one year under their belt, but all that has done for them is added 15lbs (some will have put on more) to their puny frames. That makes a huge difference with all those tight clothes they started with. The shirt no longer reaches the pants. The tire swing around your waste is kinda gross.

I’ll admit it, the sophomore isn’t that exciting. They dress and act the same as freshmen. There is one added difference. They like to talk about how they Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Men, People, School, Social, Sophomore, stereotype, Trends, University, Women | 8 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Freshmen

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 27, 2007

Today I’ve decided to continue with some more college observations. Those who have been to college understand the diverse population. This will be a “Diversity Day” type article. I’m not talking about racial diversity. I’m talking about clothing diversity. Some clothing is definitely better than others. This will be part “1” or “Freshmen.” There will be three more parts outlining the typical clothing for your year in college. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Grade, Hair, People, School, stereotype, Style, Trends, University | 3 Comments »

The Object of My Desire

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 24, 2007

I’m sure most of you are prepared to read something about love. You’d be correct, but not in the way you would imagine. I’m talking about Guitar Hero. This is my confession. I have an addiction and I am proud to be addicted to Guitar Hero. I don’t want help nor do I need it.

Most would agree that love takes some sort of effort. You can be “in love” but to actually love something or someone takes work. You wouldn’t just Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Addiction, College, Games, Guitar, Love | 2 Comments »

Roommate Wanted: Part 2

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 23, 2007

The roommate experience is something that I enjoy talking about because I happen to have a good one. I do enjoy the ability to be able to pick who I want to pay the rent, whereas someone stuck in a dorm does not.

Moving right along we come to the extreme recluse. Not one to make friends or show her face, this extreme recluse hated light. She never came out of her room. I think she just went to the bathroom in her room. If she had a sink, that is completely Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Neighbor, Roommate, Safety, Security | Leave a Comment »

Roommate Wanted: Part 1

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 21, 2007

So, I’ve been blessed with many friends over the years who have had roommates. I’ve been even more blessed by the fact that they have all had at least one crazy roommate. Today, I’d like to share some experiences these sorry souls have given me. Some are gained from a live-in source. Others are from my actual presence.

Not too long ago, I was good friends with a girl who had some wonderful roommates. I’d come over and we’d all get along great. We even hung out together a few times. All of us were friends, except one. She was a recluse. I’m sure many of you have had this Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Random, Roommate, Stories, Thoughts, University | 1 Comment »