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You Say You Pop Your Collar?

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 30, 2007

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Popper Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach n2201712532_39027us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink Alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in America, American, Beauty, College, Disaster, Fashion, Feminism, France, Gay, High School, Homosexual | Leave a Comment »

This is Why You Should Stretch

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 14, 2007

For those of you who don’t think stretching before attempting some sort of physical activity is that important, check these pictures out. A good friend of mine decided to play some softball and since the sport isn’t really that physically demanding, he felt there was no reason to prepare.

The doctor said it’s a pulled hamstring, but from the pictures, I’d say it is torn. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Baseball, Dangerous, Disaster, Fitness, Game, Health, Pain, Photography, Photos, Sports | 1 Comment »

Different Types of Poop

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 9, 2007

Guys are utterly fascinated with bowel movements. We are proud of the great ones and proud of the painful. Not a night will go by that a bunch of guys are hanging out that the topic does not get brought. If you’re at a bar and you bring up a disgusting poop story, you’ll gain five to ten friends. It never fails. The following is a list of all the different ways you can poo. Most of them I have experienced. This was stolen form somewhere on the web I’m sure but I don’t feel like finding the owner. I do not claim it as my own as I would a decent poo. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, College, Disaster, Etiquette, Funny, Health, Humor | 4 Comments »

What Kind of Trash is This?

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 23, 2007

I like to look at my referrals to see where my traffic is coming from. Recently there have been a few strange links that make no sense. There was one from some Chinese art site that was completely in Chinese. Another was from an official Microsoft help page. This morning I clicked on one because it was another blog and I always check out other blogs who are kind enough to visit mine. Well, I was in for a surprise. I have no idea what this person is writing about. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Blog, Disaster, Emo, Feedback, Internet, Language, Life, People | 6 Comments »

I Love it When My House Floods

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 12, 2007

My house didn’t really flood, but since I am a new home owner, I consider it as much. Water in any form in my house really ticks me off. It’s not so much the destruction part as it is dealing with the cleanup and people coming out, etc.

Here is the story as portrayed as excitingly as possible. I will have pictures soon: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Basement, Bathroom, Disaster, Flood, House, Toilet, Water | 2 Comments »