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Different Types of Poop

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 9, 2007

Guys are utterly fascinated with bowel movements. We are proud of the great ones and proud of the painful. Not a night will go by that a bunch of guys are hanging out that the topic does not get brought. If you’re at a bar and you bring up a disgusting poop story, you’ll gain five to ten friends. It never fails. The following is a list of all the different ways you can poo. Most of them I have experienced. This was stolen form somewhere on the web I’m sure but I don’t feel like finding the owner. I do not claim it as my own as I would a decent poo. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, College, Disaster, Etiquette, Funny, Health, Humor | 4 Comments »

“What Not to Wear” Has Hired Me

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 6, 2007

Over the past few days I have been in negotiations with the producers of the show “What Not to Wear” to be a fashion consultant. Someone who works on the show came across my blog and was impressed with my ability to point out faulty fashion ideas. Last night we agreed on the terms of my contract and I will be working for them starting next season. To preface my employment, I want to write a post dealing with some fashion no nos. My ability to tear people down will become an even greater asset through this. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, Etiquette, Fashion, Pants, People, Trends, Wear | 1 Comment »

Girls Love Auto Responses

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 2, 2007

by someone who has spent infinitely more time in college than I,

Its a well documented fact by facebook. Girls LOVE to not actually read/listen…they just love the attention of having a guy post on their wall.

Now ladies, before you bomb me with preprogrammed responses to this…allow me to explain. I’m somewhat of a nosy person. True story. If I see that someone posted on someone else’s wall on my newsfeed and it appears humorous or interesting, I’ll check the wall to wall. Invasion of privacy? sorry, my give-a-poo is broken. Now sometimes I’m delightfully entertained or informed from this snooping. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Dating, Etiquette, Facebook, People, Women | 1 Comment »

Parking Etiquette: We All Could Use the Help

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 20, 2007

Getting a parking space at the mall is awful. Parking at a University is hell. It’s not hell because there are no spots, it’s hell because no one knows how to park! My goal has been to get you to think through things. I don’t necessarily agree with certain things I write. That’s left up to you to decide. Tonight, I’d like us to break down what should be a relatively simple task-pull into a parking space and go to class. This break down can be used for any parking situation, it’s just that the way people park on University campuses has to the worst in the Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in College, Etiquette, Help, Nice, Parking, Thoughts, University | Leave a Comment »