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You Say You Pop Your Collar?

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 30, 2007

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Popper Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach n2201712532_39027us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink Alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see Read the rest of this entry »

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Children from the 90’s

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 10, 2007

I’m sure you’ll remember these things if you grew up in the 1990’s and were old enough topartake in their deliciousness. Oh, and you probably have to the from the U.S. too.

You’re a 90’s kid if: Read the rest of this entry »

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HotEnough.org Application Update!

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 27, 2007

This morning I checked my email with the hope of getting something related to hotenough.org. I’ve been waiting a while and have heard nothing. My trust in the service was plummeting exponentially. To my surprise, I was the proud recipient of an email from hotenough.org. To be honest, if it was a rejection letter it wouldn’t have been a big deal. That would have been fun to write about. I truly am sorry to say that it wasn’t an acceptance letter either. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Awesome, Beauty, Clothing, Dating, Fans, Fashion, Fitness, Hot, Internet, Love, Men, Romance, Social, Web, Women | 5 Comments »

“What Not to Wear” Has Hired Me

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 6, 2007

Over the past few days I have been in negotiations with the producers of the show “What Not to Wear” to be a fashion consultant. Someone who works on the show came across my blog and was impressed with my ability to point out faulty fashion ideas. Last night we agreed on the terms of my contract and I will be working for them starting next season. To preface my employment, I want to write a post dealing with some fashion no nos. My ability to tear people down will become an even greater asset through this. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, Etiquette, Fashion, Pants, People, Trends, Wear | 1 Comment »

Observations on College Beauty: Seniors

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 5, 2007

Sadly, this mini series has come to an end. It’s been one of my favorite to write. In this last part of the “Observations on College Beauty” I will be focusing on college seniors. What a diverse group this is. They are even more varied than juniors.

Instead of being able to lump males or females in one general type of beauty, there are so many different types, that I’ll stick with a stereotype for each sex. Read the rest of this entry »

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Observations on College Beauty: Juniors

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 1, 2007

I was recently asked if I was still in college. Sadly, the answer to this question is a very simple “yes.” I assumed the question was in reference to my observation abilities. Do I qualify to make these statements about the current college student. I do. I have been and am currently one of them. I have climbed the ladder to the top of the rung and have experience being in the presence of every one of these levels of “beauty.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Observations on College Beauty: Sophomores

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 28, 2007

College sophomores really aren’t that much different than the freshmen. Yeah, they have one year under their belt, but all that has done for them is added 15lbs (some will have put on more) to their puny frames. That makes a huge difference with all those tight clothes they started with. The shirt no longer reaches the pants. The tire swing around your waste is kinda gross.

I’ll admit it, the sophomore isn’t that exciting. They dress and act the same as freshmen. There is one added difference. They like to talk about how they Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beauty, Clothing, College, Fashion, Hair, Men, People, School, Social, Sophomore, stereotype, Trends, University, Women | 8 Comments »

Observations on College Beauty: Freshmen

Posted by iwanttofitin on February 27, 2007

Today I’ve decided to continue with some more college observations. Those who have been to college understand the diverse population. This will be a “Diversity Day” type article. I’m not talking about racial diversity. I’m talking about clothing diversity. Some clothing is definitely better than others. This will be part “1” or “Freshmen.” There will be three more parts outlining the typical clothing for your year in college. Read the rest of this entry »

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