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This is Why You Should Stretch

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 14, 2007

For those of you who don’t think stretching before attempting some sort of physical activity is that important, check these pictures out. A good friend of mine decided to play some softball and since the sport isn’t really that physically demanding, he felt there was no reason to prepare.

The doctor said it’s a pulled hamstring, but from the pictures, I’d say it is torn. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in Baseball, Dangerous, Disaster, Fitness, Game, Health, Pain, Photography, Photos, Sports | 1 Comment »

Different Types of Poop

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 9, 2007

Guys are utterly fascinated with bowel movements. We are proud of the great ones and proud of the painful. Not a night will go by that a bunch of guys are hanging out that the topic does not get brought. If you’re at a bar and you bring up a disgusting poop story, you’ll gain five to ten friends. It never fails. The following is a list of all the different ways you can poo. Most of them I have experienced. This was stolen form somewhere on the web I’m sure but I don’t feel like finding the owner. I do not claim it as my own as I would a decent poo. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, College, Disaster, Etiquette, Funny, Health, Humor | 4 Comments »

No Wonder I Have Trouble Hearing (Pictures Included)

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 6, 2007

A few years back I was increasingly having trouble hearing. Things were either getting muffled or I flat out couldn’t hear a word that was being said. What to do? I went to the doctor. You want to know what he found? I have overactive earwax production. He couldn’t see my eardrum. There was a bunch of wax stuck in there blocking the canal. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Art, Ear, Health, Help, Life, Photos | 4 Comments »

John Edwards’ Wife Does Not Have Cancer

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 27, 2007

I only had one vote which means one of two things. Either no one cares or no one is reading. I prefer to think that no one cares. So, based on one reader that truly does care, I give you my 100% accurate article discussing truths about the Edwards campaign.

Look, right now, there are no contenders for the White House that are worth voting for by anyone. They are all in it for personal gain and care nothing for the United States as a whole. With that being said, John Edwards is capitalizing on his wife’s fake disease. You heard it here first. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Cancer, Character, Government, Health, Lies, Marriage, Political, Politics | 4 Comments »

Get All Hott and Sexy for the Beach: Women

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 10, 2007

Yesterday I discussed a simple workout plan that guys can use to put on a good amount of muscle without spending hours at the gym. Today, I want to outline a simple plan for women that, if consistently used, will give them a fit and in shape looking body without the bulk of manly muscle. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beach, Beauty, Fitness, Health, Heart, Hot, Muscle, Sexy, Strength, Women | 2 Comments »

Get All Hott and Sexy for the Beach: Men

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 9, 2007

Every year about Spring Break time, guys wishing they had spent the winter working on their bods and blah blah blah. Every workout article begins like this. I’ll get to the point. Beach muscles are just that. They’re only good for the beach and they take too much time to develop. Beach muscles aren’t big or very useful. Why not work on something that gives your overall body a better appearance and enormous strength and stability? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Beach, Fitness, Health, Hot, Men, Muscle, Sexy, Strength, Women | 1 Comment »

Ozzy Osborne is Physically Immortal

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 7, 2007

It has dawned on me that Ozzy Osborne, best known as the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, will live forever. I don’t mean this in terms of musical immortality. We all know this is true. Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osborne produced music that revolutionized the industry. No, I’m talking about his physical self. He won’t need to be frozen and brought back to life at a later date. His body is in a pure state of preservation that there is no Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Drugs, Health, Metal, Music, Ozzy, Rock | 3 Comments »