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A Tale of Marriage

Posted by iwanttofitin on May 18, 2007

Once upon a time in this one married couple’s home, there was a husband and wife. Sometimes they enjoyed taking showers together. During one of these fun romps, the wife heard her husband ask, “Do you like me”? “What an odd question,” she thought to herself. “Of course I do, honey.” She then found herself being peed on.

The moral of the story is if your husband married you, he assumes you more than like him. He would never ask that question.

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Children from the 90’s

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 10, 2007

I’m sure you’ll remember these things if you grew up in the 1990’s and were old enough topartake in their deliciousness. Oh, and you probably have to the from the U.S. too.

You’re a 90’s kid if: Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Character, College, Commercial, Facebook, Fashion, Fiction, Funny, High School, Home, Humor, Joke, Life, Music, People, Trends | 2 Comments »

Different Types of Poop

Posted by iwanttofitin on April 9, 2007

Guys are utterly fascinated with bowel movements. We are proud of the great ones and proud of the painful. Not a night will go by that a bunch of guys are hanging out that the topic does not get brought. If you’re at a bar and you bring up a disgusting poop story, you’ll gain five to ten friends. It never fails. The following is a list of all the different ways you can poo. Most of them I have experienced. This was stolen form somewhere on the web I’m sure but I don’t feel like finding the owner. I do not claim it as my own as I would a decent poo. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Bathroom, College, Disaster, Etiquette, Funny, Health, Humor | 4 Comments »

Even More Atheist and Evolutionist Idiocracy

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 21, 2007

Yesterday I posted a lot of atheist and evolutionist responses to my ridiculous article arguing against evolution based on how dogs go to the bathroom. 99% of the responses took me seriously and gave comments much longer than the original article. One thing I have learned from these comments is that if I eat more fiber, my poo won’t be as messy. Cool. Today I have decided to continue with more of these comments. The first set comes from “Dogs Poo Better Than Humans.” Again, these are not edited for any type of content. Be warned. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Alcohol, Beauty, Dog, Evolution, Funny, Humor, Joke, Life, People, Romance, Sexy, Women | Leave a Comment »

The Perfect Way to Have Sex

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 20, 2007

I’m not talking about positions or anything. Anyway, I’d be the last person to ask about that since it’s not even part of my life yet. When the day comes that I’ve experienced it, I’m sure I’ll have some pretty cool positions to share. I’d like to bring up something that has come to my attention regarding sex in our society. I know we are a free society, but giving away sex for free just doesn’t sound very profitable. In a capitalistic society, we should Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in America, American, Awesome, Humor, Law, Love, Marriage, Moral, Morality, Political, Romance, Sex | 5 Comments »

Why is this so Funny?

Posted by iwanttofitin on March 12, 2007

Every once in a while you come across something that is so stupid, it’s funny. This would be one of those things. It’s one of those situations you could see happening or it is similar to an experience you’ve had. It’ll remind you of that stupid tap on the shoulder bit.

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