A Tale of Marriage

Once upon a time in this one married couple’s home, there was a husband and wife. Sometimes they enjoyed taking showers together. During one of these fun romps, the wife heard her husband ask, “Do you like me”? “What an odd question,” she thought to herself. “Of course I do, honey.” She then found herself being peed on.

The moral of the story is if your husband married you, he assumes you more than like him. He would never ask that question.