Even More Atheist and Evolutionist Idiocracy

Yesterday I posted a lot of atheist and evolutionist responses to my ridiculous article arguing against evolution based on how dogs go to the bathroom. 99% of the responses took me seriously and gave comments much longer than the original article. One thing I have learned from these comments is that if I eat more fiber, my poo won’t be as messy. Cool. Today I have decided to continue with more of these comments. The first set comes from “Dogs Poo Better Than Humans.” Again, these are not edited for any type of content. Be warned.

Observations on College Beauty: Juniors

I was recently asked if I was still in college. Sadly, the answer to this question is a very simple “yes.” I assumed the question was in reference to my observation abilities. Do I qualify to make these statements about the current college student. I do. I have been and am currently one of them. I have climbed the ladder to the top of the rung and have experience being in the presence of every one of these levels of “beauty.”

I Need Another Drink! Let’s Smoke Some Abortion!

Now, I will show how we must legalize all illegal substances so we may consume them in large quantities and feel good. The legalization of abortion on demand and the allowance of the consumption of alcohol (even the the legality of drunkenness) was the first step in legalizing drug use. It is ridiculous to think that any drug should be illegal based on our present thought on what we can do to our own bodies. Think drug use should be illegal? You shouldn’t. You’ll see your foolishness.