HotEnough.org Application Update!

This morning I checked my email with the hope of getting something related to hotenough.org. I’ve been waiting a while and have heard nothing. My trust in the service was plummeting exponentially. To my surprise, I was the proud recipient of an email from hotenough.org. To be honest, if it was a rejection letter it wouldn’t have been a big deal. That would have been fun to write about. I truly am sorry to say that it wasn’t an acceptance letter either.

Observations on College Beauty: Seniors

Sadly, this mini series has come to an end. It’s been one of my favorite to write. In this last part of the “Observations on College Beauty” I will be focusing on college seniors. What a diverse group this is. They are even more varied than juniors.

Instead of being able to lump males or females in one general type of beauty, there are so many different types, that I’ll stick with a stereotype for each sex.

Observations on College Beauty: Sophomores

College sophomores really aren’t that much different than the freshmen. Yeah, they have one year under their belt, but all that has done for them is added 15lbs (some will have put on more) to their puny frames. That makes a huge difference with all those tight clothes they started with. The shirt no longer reaches the pants. The tire swing around your waste is kinda gross.

I’ll admit it, the sophomore isn’t that exciting. They dress and act the same as freshmen. There is one added difference. They like to talk about how they

Why God HAS to Exist

After proving evolution false by showing the simple but profound example of how dogs are much better at pooing than humans in my well received article Why Dogs Poo Better Than Humans, another example has come to me by way of revelation. Actually, it was more of the observing type than a true revelation.

Why are there ugly people, why can they be attractive to others, and how can they be successful? Answer me that according to evolution and I may give it a second thought.

Social Security=Sexual Sensations

Not really. More like the complete opposite is true, that is if Social Security had anything to do with sex. I confess. It was an attention grabbing headline. That’s funny. I’m not writing for a newspaper. I meant “title.” In case you were wondering, I will be discussing Social Security in much sincerity and earnestness. Redundant, I know, but that’s how important this is to me and you.